One Week of Normalcy.

It's just not right.

My opinion is, if I don't use the egg, it should stay there...and maybe come out once a year. I could do a once a year thing - no problem. But every month? This is absolutely ridiculous. Absurd. Seriously. It's not right.
Really...we should be able to create the egg when we want to be with child. Drink some kind of "egg grow now" potion. Or get an "impregnate me" shot. If I'm not planning to have miniatures any time soon, I don't see why I have to menstruate monthly.
And not only is there menstruation; but included is bloatation, cramp-ation, frustration - all these "ation's" that I could really live without!
Seriously.
It's not right.
One week we bloat.
One week we PMS.
One week we menstruate.
one week of normalcy...
and that'll be the week we get pregnant.
It's just not right.

I hate apples.